28 Mar 07
Just two professional girls casually chatting in gmail..
- Journalist: there was a case in WI where a guy screwed a dead dear, and said he shouoldnt be charged b/c the charge dealt with living animals... i believe - i forget the actual minutiae
- Lawyer: well i would argue that if i was his lawyer
- it's supposed to be an animal cruelty thing
- i mean
- Journalist: right... if it's dead...
- Lawyer: he really isn't hurting anyone with the deer
- Journalist: and i dunno if corpse defilement can apply to animals
- Lawyer: i don't think so
- Journalist: the lawyer even quoted from The Princess Bride in his argument
- Lawyer: because i don't think we have that much respect for dead animals
- Journalist: i'll see if i cna find the report
- charge was Sexual Gratification with an animal
- Lawyer: if you could defile the corpse of an animal... then how could it be legal to like.. throw out a mouse trap?
- well then that's just a puritanical law
- Journalist: Brian James Hathaway faces two years in prison if convicted of sexual gratification with an animal. Hathaway, 20, is accused of having sex with a dead deer he saw on the side of the road on Oct. 11, 2006. His attorney argued that because the deer was dead, it was not considered an animal and the charge should be dismissed. His motion was denied. He previously served time for killing a horse he intended to sexually assault. The charge carries a maximum sentence of nine months in jail and a $10,000 fine for first time offenders. Repeat offenders face a two-year maximum.
- sorry, that was long
- Lawyer: oh
- my
- god
- Journalist: The Webster’s dictionary defines “animal” as “any of a kingdom of living beings,” Anderson said.
- If you include carcasses in that definition, he said, “you really go down a slippery slope with absurd results.”
- Anderson argued: When does a turkey cease to be an animal? When it is dead?
- When it is wrapped in plastic packaging in the freezer? When it is served, fully cooked?
- Lawyer: he's a bestio-necro-pheliac
- Journalist: lol
- Lawyer: no really
- why wouldn't you just sexually assault the horse live?
- to be honest
- Journalist: kicking?
- Lawyer: well
- ok
- but i think the point here is that he has a thing for DEAD animals
- i mean
- who the F is going down the highway, sees roadkill, and gets a hard-on? that's a really special fetish
- Journalist: yes... special.... indeed
- Lawyer: who caught him, by the way?
- Journalist: i don't recall... let me see
- Sent at 3: 21 PM on Wednesday
- Journalist: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html
- Sent at 3: 24 PM on Wednesday
- Journalist: see the bottom of page 3
- Lawyer: heh
- Journalist: it's so rare to find clever public defenders
- Lawyer: he should win
- i mean, if there is a statute regarding sex with dead animals
- charge him
- Journalist: right
- maybe there will be a new one
- Lawyer: dude, if people want to have sex with dead animals, just LET THEM
- maybe i'm just a crazy libertarian
- but WHO CARES
- again, my question - who caught this guy, and how?
- Journalist: it doesn't say, but it was by the side of the road, so maybe a motorist
- Lawyer: excellent use of the word motorist
- Journalist: gracias. i'm not a journalist for nothing
- the woman who wrote the report says: i don't remember, but i think he was just fucking a deer on the side of the road
- Lawyer: hmmm.. that's pretty bad
- i want more details, though
- like, i am assuming it was killed by a car
- or an automobile, as you might say
- Journalist: right
- Lawyer: was it laying on its side?
- what did he do? did he even try to hide?
- Journalist: i don't think so
- Lawyer: or his he a.. wow.. an exhibitionistic beastio-necropheliac
- Journalist: a deer is pretty heavy
- Lawyer: if you have that particular fetish, i suppose you have to take what you can get when you can get it
